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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 465 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 17 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 55 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
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