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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 4504 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
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