Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Buildings Constructed: | 8 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
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