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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 5843 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
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Join now and experience a drama-free environment where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs without any distractions from moronic players. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join today and say goodbye to bimbos forever!