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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 8725 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Enchantments Applied: | 191 |
New Chunks Explored: | 671405 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 |
Join us for a chance to build your own virtual paradise in Paris, without any entitled brats ruining your fun. Our server is filled with endless possibilities and adventures, so why waste your time arguing over who gets to go on a free trip?
Don’t be a leech to your brother-in-law, be a legend on our server instead! Who needs a wealthy partner when you can have a diamond sword and enchanted armor to protect you from any marriage drama?
So come on, join us and leave all the real-life nonsense behind. Trust us, building a castle in Minecraft is way more fun than dealing with family conflicts. Plus, we promise no one will give you the cold shoulder here – unless you’re standing on a snow biome!