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| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 6874 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Join us and you could be rolling in so much virtual cash, you’ll be swimming in diamond blocks like Scrooge McDuck. We’re talking 1 million dollars a month, for 84 years straight. You’ll be so rich, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous.
And forget about universal healthcare, who needs it when you’ve got all that sweet, sweet cash? Taxes? Pfft, not in our world. We’re too busy building epic rollercoasters and pranking each other with TNT traps to worry about boring old taxes.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bank account, if you’re not careful). Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the wealthiest player in all the land. Or at least have a good laugh trying.
