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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 6207 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Our server is home to the legendary Big Tit Mountain, where players can embark on a quest to find the rarest and most majestic pair of virtual boobs in the land. Rumor has it that those who reach the summit will be granted unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of golden apples.
But that’s not all – we also host weekly competitions such as the Boob Building Contest, where players must construct the most creative and eye-catching pair of breasts using only blocks and imagination. The winner receives a custom-made diamond bra and the title of Boob Architect.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server for a titillating experience like no other. Who knows, you might just stumble upon the legendary Boob Sword, rumored to have the power to vanquish any foe with a single swing. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!