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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 4830 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Mines Excavated: | 1931 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
Our server is home to the legendary Big Tit Mountain, where players can embark on a quest to find the rarest and most majestic pair of virtual boobs in the land. Rumor has it that those who reach the summit will be granted unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of golden apples.
But that’s not all – we also host weekly competitions such as the Boob Building Contest, where players must construct the most creative and eye-catching pair of breasts using only blocks and imagination. The winner receives a custom-made diamond bra and the title of Boob Architect.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server for a titillating experience like no other. Who knows, you might just stumble upon the legendary Boob Sword, rumored to have the power to vanquish any foe with a single swing. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!