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Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 1467 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
Towns Built: | 8 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 54 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 |
Our server is home to the legendary Big Tit Mountain, where players can embark on a quest to find the rarest and most majestic pair of virtual boobs in the land. Rumor has it that those who reach the summit will be granted unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of golden apples.
But that’s not all – we also host weekly competitions such as the Boob Building Contest, where players must construct the most creative and eye-catching pair of breasts using only blocks and imagination. The winner receives a custom-made diamond bra and the title of Boob Architect.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server for a titillating experience like no other. Who knows, you might just stumble upon the legendary Boob Sword, rumored to have the power to vanquish any foe with a single swing. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!