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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 3137 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
Star Shards Collected: | 292 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Emeralds Found: | 4025 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
Our server is home to the legendary Big Tit Mountain, where players can embark on a quest to find the rarest and most majestic pair of virtual boobs in the land. Rumor has it that those who reach the summit will be granted unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of golden apples.
But that’s not all – we also host weekly competitions such as the Boob Building Contest, where players must construct the most creative and eye-catching pair of breasts using only blocks and imagination. The winner receives a custom-made diamond bra and the title of Boob Architect.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server for a titillating experience like no other. Who knows, you might just stumble upon the legendary Boob Sword, rumored to have the power to vanquish any foe with a single swing. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!