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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 2907 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 325 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 11 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Our server is home to the legendary Big Tit Mountain, where players can embark on a quest to find the rarest and most majestic pair of virtual boobs in the land. Rumor has it that those who reach the summit will be granted unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of golden apples.
But that’s not all – we also host weekly competitions such as the Boob Building Contest, where players must construct the most creative and eye-catching pair of breasts using only blocks and imagination. The winner receives a custom-made diamond bra and the title of Boob Architect.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server for a titillating experience like no other. Who knows, you might just stumble upon the legendary Boob Sword, rumored to have the power to vanquish any foe with a single swing. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!