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Dracon Earth

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7708
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Crops Grown:	3161
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Dracon Earth is an Earth-themed Minecraft Survival server where the map faithfully reflects the real world geography. Players can build their own cities, form nations and fight for global dominance. With a mix of politics, economics and war, Dracon Earth offers a unique and immersive experience for all adventurers.

5.9.123.60

PokeCraft

1.16.5, BUILD, Community, Join, MCMMO, Minecraft, Pixelmon, pokecraft, pokemon, PvE, Server, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6735
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	51
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

1.16.5 Pixelmon server come join us today and conquor the pokemon world, we look forward to seeing you all join and build your very own standing in our community.

173.240.154.37

Go by the cookie pancreatic server minecraft

Adventure, Community, cookie, Creative, Economy, Fun, Gaming, go, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, pancake, pancreatic, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2654
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Emeralds Found:	8637	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

The description of the server server “go for the pancreatic cookie” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

bylka.nightpvp.ru

Crankshafted

apply, building, collaboration, Community, Crankshafted, Epic, exclusive, Experience, Exploration, Fun, Map, Minecraft, passionate, Players, Redstone, Resources, Secrets, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5760
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Crankshafted Minecraft Server

Brand-new private SMP Minecraft server focused on building a friendly, creative community in a fresh, unexplored world.

Features
Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures
Close-Knit Community
A Personal Touch

Interested? Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot!

FAQ

What makes Crankshafted special?

Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures: We’ve generated a completely new map ripe with untapped resources and hidden secrets.
Close-Knit Community: Our server is private, ensuring that you’re joining a group of like-minded, friendly players who value collaboration and fun.
A Personal Touch: We’re keeping the server small and exclusive so that every voice matters and every player contributes to our shared experience.

How do I join?

Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot. We’re looking for passionate Minecraft players ready to dive into a unique SMP experience.

Epic Tales Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, animal names, autism flare, chapter titles, comic art, Dinosaurs, Epic, furry creatures, Gon, Gon Selection, High-quality scans, Manga, Masashi Tanaka, mean predators, non-dialogue, Realm, Spanish scans, storytelling genius, Tales, Visual Storytelling, Wilderness, wordless storytelling

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9366
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8885
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Yo, bros, listen up! This server is like a manga you don’t even need to read, just like those anons who say they’re too dumb for manga. We got savage dinosaurs, the last one standing is GON, the wildest of them all! He’s out there defending the friendly and furry from the mean and hungry, all without a single word spoken.

And get this, we got those high-quality scans, so no need to worry about bad quality anymore. Spanish scans, English scans, we got it all! So join us on this wild adventure, where the only thing you need to worry about is which dinosaur GON will take on next. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get crazy together!

DadCraft: Oops, My Bad!

bad, DadCraft, Oops

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7926
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Votes:	8753	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door, because here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Plus, you won’t have to worry about any surprise visits from long-lost relatives asking for money – unless they’re asking for in-game currency, of course!

So if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and explore endless possibilities, join our server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

TreasuryTrolls: Keep Your Diamonds Safe!

cybersecurity, data access, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, diamonds, financial data, government oversight, government transparency, Information Security, information sharing, personal information, political concerns, privacy concerns, privacy rights, republicans, Safe, sensitive information, Treasury, TreasuryTrolls, unauthorized access, unauthorized use

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6604
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your personal tour guide. As you explore the vast world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of shape-shifting villagers who can transform into any mob at will. Want to see a chicken riding a pig? We’ve got you covered. How about a creeper doing the moonwalk? You’ll see it all on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

#announcement, Commerce, CraftyMex, decision, Economy, ecuador, export, Goods, Government, Import, import tax, international relations, Latin America, market, Mexican goods, Minecraft, policy, president, Server, south america, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1940
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Votes:	1191	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	2991	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!

CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2754
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Towns Built:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

advanced prostate cancer, BlockyProstate, California, cancer awareness, cancer deaths, cancer incidence, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer screening guidelines, cancer screening recommendations, cancer statistics, cancer treatment, cure, Digging, early detection, mens health, prostate cancer, prostate health, routine screening, Screening, US men

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	139
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	2864
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Animals Bred:	136
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

Dynastium

active community, Adventurer, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, dynamics, Earth, Earth Towny, Economy, friendly environment, Geopolitics, immersive experience, Latest Version, minecraft server, Nation building, new adventurer, seasoned strategist, strategy, Towny, vibrant

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	519
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Farms Harvested:	289
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

play.dynastium.net

Minetales

active staff support, advanced anti-cheat, auction house, coinshop, custom factories, custom texture pack, Daily Quests, decorative elements, Dynamic economy, Economy, extensive skills system, Factions, Fishing, interactive chat features, Jobs, levelled mobs, MCMMO, Mining, personal backpacks, professional spawns, pve content, pvp arena, quality of life, Roleplay, Survival, Teams, unique worlds, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3431
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Towns Built:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

play.minetales.org

Shattered Infinity SMP

action, alliances, Choices, Custom, danger, Discord, DOMINANCE, Exploration, Hunters, Immersive, Infinity, Kingdoms, Magic, Medieval, Modded, NIGHTS, Powers, Realm, Secrets, Shattered, smp, TERRIFIYING, Vampires

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8544
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	21

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Features	Description
Hunters vs. Vampires	Choose between being a vampire or a hunter in this modded Minecraft experience.
Medieval Theme	Immerse yourself in a medieval-themed server with danger and alliances.
Live Server	The server is already live and welcoming new players to join.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or by visiting the server’s website.
Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?	Yes, players have the ability to switch sides during gameplay.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among all players. Be sure to read and follow them.
How can I form alliances and kingdoms?	You can form alliances and kingdoms by interacting with other players in-game and collaborating on goals and strategies.

Galactic Minds 1.21.3

1.21.3, advanced civilizations, aliens, Astrobiology, astrological discoveries, Astronomy, Civilization, Cosmic, cosmic intelligence, extraterrestrial life, Galactic, Galaxy, hypothetical, Intelligent Life, Milky Way, Minds.., Planets, Possibilities, science fiction, SETI, space exploration, speculation, Universe

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	154
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Yo, bro, forget about aliens and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time looking for extraterrestrial beings when you can join a community of epic gamers building crazy stuff in blocky worlds?

We may not have aliens, but we do have players from all over the galaxy (figuratively speaking, of course). From Earth to Mars to the mysterious Planet X, our server is a melting pot of intergalactic fun.

Who needs intelligent life on other planets when you can have intelligent gamers crafting masterpieces in a virtual world? Join us now and be part of the coolest space adventure this side of the Milky Way!

DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4811
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.