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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 5397 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Enchantments Applied: | 83 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
1. Our city is so non-catholic that the villagers have replaced all their bread with baguettes because they believe carbs are the true path to enlightenment.
2. The sheep in our server have formed a rebellion against the players and now only drop wool if you can beat them in a dance-off. Get ready to bust out your best moves!
3. Our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to let loose and dance the night away. Just watch out for their explosive dance moves!
4. The zombies in our server have taken up knitting as a hobby and now roam the streets with their own custom-made sweaters. Don’t worry, they’re still out to get you, but at least they’re fashionable!
So come join our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a truly unique gaming experience. Who knew a city with a big Jesus statue could be so un-catholic and full of surprises?