Big Fat Man Minecraft SMP

Big Fat Man Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never ask what it feels like to have sex with a big fat man. Trust us, you don’t want to know the answer.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the occasional run-in with a mysterious group of llamas who control the server economy. Rumor has it they trade in diamonds for llama spit, but you didn’t hear it from us.

Our community is full of quirky characters, from the guy who only communicates in pig squeals to the girl who insists her pet chicken is actually a secret government agent. You never know what you’ll encounter next!

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Just remember, never ask about the big fat man. Trust us, it’s better that way.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • CosmosMC

    CosmosMC

    Welcome to CosmosMC. Our server has the friendliest community on Minecraft. We’re a Network that offers the best of the best Earth, Survival, Prison, Skyblock and factions gamemodes.We’re always innovating and pushing to improve, and all community feedback gets taken into account and implemented. If you the player wants something changed, added, or removed, we make it happen.Join today to learn all about each gamemodes features!If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.USE THE IP: org.cosmosmc.org PORT: 19132

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • MyHEROES

    MyHEROES

    SERVER IP: join.mineheroes.org[JUST RESET] MineHeroes Server Gamemodes: – [NEW] OneBlock – Survival SMP – Factions – SkyBlock / OPSkyBlock – Prison – Creative – 1v1 PvP Duels / OPPVP – Daily & Weekend Events[Version 1.7-> 1.16+/LATEST]

    Join thousands of players daily @ join.mineheroes.org How to play: www.mineheroes.net/play

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • The Shack

    The Shack

    Newly built server that has just released lifesteal for now. More to come in the future! We hope to see you soon.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Alien Abductions: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • SurvivalVerse

    SurvivalVerse

    Welcome to SurvivalVerse, where two distinct gamemodes, Walaku Falls and Survival Odyssey, await to deliver an unparalleled gaming experience.Walaku Falls: Immerse Yourself in Towny Adventure Embark on a captivating journey within our Towny gamemode, Walaku Falls. Here, the power is in your hands to manage and cultivate your very own community. Stake your claim on land, forge alliances with fellow adventurers, and set out on strategic journeys through breathtaking landscapes. Whether you thrive as a planner, a leader, or an explorer, SurvivalVerse offers an experience tailored just for you. Don’t miss out—join us now for an unforgettable adventure!Survival Odyssey: Uncover the Intricacies of a Groundbreaking Server Dive into the intricacies of Survival Odyssey and discover the myriad features that make this server truly groundbreaking. Explore our meticulously detailed announcement thread to learn about the sophisticated Coin Shop system, Playtime Levels, customized crates, intense PVP combat, new donor ranks, sellwands, a balanced economy, and the introduction of teams this season. The Odyssey has it all, promising an immersive and dynamic gameplay experience like never before. Join us on this epic journey and become part of a thriving community that embraces innovation and excitement.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • AndromedaPVP – Network

    AndromedaPVP – Network

    Minecraft Network com: SURVIVAL (1.20.1+)• Create your clan and dominate the CLAN LEAGUE (Monthly Event); • Complete BattlePass missions and be rewarded with exclusive items and cosmetics; • Collect Items and complete objectives; • Battle challenging Dungeons alone or with friends/clanmates; • Dominate the End and defeat the Ender Dragon after collecting 9x Dragon Balls; • Find new enchantments added when improving your tools; • Much more awaits you!…Pirata/Original Java Edition

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45 Endless Night Skies: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Fire Vanilla

    Fire Vanilla

    Fire Vanilla is one of the most popular 1.9+ PvP networks! And here is why you should join today!Out gamemodes consist of:• Economy Survival • Practice • Box PvP • Events So ready for a challenge? Join the most competitive Minecraft PvP network today! Bedrock and Java welcome!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 32

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • MC Eternal by CraftersLand

    MC Eternal by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: eternal.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 889 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Datblock

    Datblock

    A Minecraft server with new experiences and the latest content in Minecraft. Join our community and make new friends to play with!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Crops Grown: 8294

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Chunky Monkey

    Chunky Monkey

    We are ChunkyMonkey! A SMP server with a global economy, custom god items, McMMO and much more! This server is geared towards survival with ton of fun expansions! We’re heavily focused on the economy, bringing you a unique experience with the ability to turn almost every item into cash! You can also buy almost every item in the game, plus god items like a fortune 6 pickaxe! Sell almost every block for cash! Everything has a buy and sell value! Grind your favorite aspect of the game and easily turn your surplus of items into useful cash! Players love being able to turn their hard earned crops or spawner loot into building blocks or rank upgrades This server also provides a FREE ranking system available in the shop GUI!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • GamesLabs network

    GamesLabs network

    The GamesLabs network was once a popular Minecraft network. After a year of hardwork we are finally bringing it back to life! The network contains A LOT of unique features such as custom sounds, UIs, cosmetics, challenges, a season pass, …. and of course games! We have 40+ minigames playable on .a game board and in a party mode as well as three major games, here is a list of our games with a brief description of each: Minescape. One of our most popular games. Minescape is a game inspired by Runescape. It contains more than 20 kills, quests, mobs, sounds, a grand exchange, custom items and runescape map! Apocalypse. This game is a mix between DayZ and Zelda Breath Of The Wild. The goal is to try to survive as long as possible on an hostile island. Thirst, hunger, temperature, weather, sounds, weapons, armors, bosses and dungeons are key gameplay elements. Battle Of The Heroes. This is a crossplay of our different games. It is a hero based pvp games. Select a hero and fight using abilities in an epic arena! Mix-Up, Bit-Trip, Ghost-Run and Quiddcraft are old minigames that we used to have on our network. We revamped them to match with the quality of our current work! Our goal is to bring a very unique experience to all our players. We want our players to be amazed by every bit they see. We are doing weekly updates and are constantly listening to our community for improvements. Our network has features that you have never seen on any server before. Custom ambient sounds, unique UIs, a high render distance (up to 32 chunks), unique cosmetics…. You can join our network by using the following ip: play.gameslabs.net

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Countries & Nations MC

    Countries & Nations MC

    CNMC is a modded geo-political survival 1.19.2 Minecraft server currently using the custom map Paralon. We aim to create a fun and immersive server experience with focus on building, diplomacy, and roleplay. On CNMC, you can join an existing nation or create your own. You can become a leader, business owner, civilian, or whatever you want!To play, join the discord server and download our original modpack on curseforge.SOCIALS Tiktok: @official_cnmc instagram: @countries_nations_mc  Patreon: CNMC Official Wiki: CNMC Wiki

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Clovercraft

    Clovercraft

    Clovercraft is an 18+ whitelisted community SMP. Join us to explore the SMP world, build together with new friends, and party at our regular monthly Discord events!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Towns Built: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Runes Activated: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • CzechBox

    CzechBox

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you meet exciting battles in the Boxfight minigame! We are home to passionate gamers who love intense indoor battles. Our Boxfight mini-game offers fast and exciting matches where you have to react quickly, move strategically and land accurate punches to win. Join us and prove that you are the best fighter far and wide. But that’s not all, we still have the Survival minigame where you can relax and show everyone how well you can build. So don’t hesitate and join us!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 20
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Zero-Bit

    Zero-Bit

    We are fresh, we are new, we are friendly & peaceful! Welcome to Zero-Bit! We offer: ► Ranks, Crates, Voting rewards & Vote Party giveaways! ►Survival with plugins high in demand ►Skyblock with many plugins ► Dungeons ► Mini Games (cause why not) … and more!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Magical Moments Shared: 13 Rune Stones Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • The Cosmos 2

    The Cosmos 2

    The Cosmos 2 is a Sci-Fi themed Survival server which offers a unique space-faring Survival experience.FEATURES:• Survival Galaxy • Movecraft • Economy • Towny • TARDIS Plugin • Special weapons (Lightsabers, Blasters, Snipers, and more!) • Unique server-exclusive custom mobs + items • Donator perks (exclusive pets, /hat, /nick, and more!)

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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