Big Fat Man Minecraft SMP

Big Fat Man Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never ask what it feels like to have sex with a big fat man. Trust us, you don’t want to know the answer.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the occasional run-in with a mysterious group of llamas who control the server economy. Rumor has it they trade in diamonds for llama spit, but you didn’t hear it from us.

Our community is full of quirky characters, from the guy who only communicates in pig squeals to the girl who insists her pet chicken is actually a secret government agent. You never know what you’ll encounter next!

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Just remember, never ask about the big fat man. Trust us, it’s better that way.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Mythical Swords Crafted: 78
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Planet X Vanilla

    Planet X Vanilla

    Hello Minecrafter! We invite you to our friendly community!We offer an immersive survival experience while staying completely true to the classic game style.To start playing, just join our Discord channel and submit an application. Don’t worry, we will quickly check it and you can immerse yourself in the exciting world of our server!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Infernal Network

    Infernal Network

    WHY CHOOSE US? 24/7 Online Kind community & staff team Many updates and quick fixes No pay-to-win; Ranks , keys etc. avaible from gameplay as well Server Unique Features & Info Gamemode : Survival CUSTOM World & Structures New Spawn & NPCs Build your own clan and invite members Over 70 features waiting

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Elemental Crystals Collected: 46

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • BetoCraft

    BetoCraft

    Betocraft is a semi-anarchist Minecraft Java and Bedrock server. Basically you can do everything except use hacks and be toxic towards other members Port for minecraft bedrock: 19132English: BetoCraft is a cross-play Survival Minecraft Java and Bedrock server for Portuguese-speaking players. It includes features like PvP and Factions and is set up in offline mode (aka cracked). The server’s gameplay is semi-anarchy, so you can pretty much do everything except use hacks and be toxic with other members. To join BetoCraft from Bedrock Edition, use port 25565.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Aurora Middle School

    Aurora Middle School

    A small friendly SMP with a vanilla experience and friendly players. We hope to see many new faces there!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 18
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Tofis Hangout

    Tofis Hangout

    Welcome to Tofi’s Hangout!A simple survival server with 12 races to choose from! alongside this also server includes Terralith and Terratonic data packs for better world generation!Can you unlock the 1 secret race?Enjoy!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Endpixel Network

    Endpixel Network

    EndPixel Network [1.20] – Factions | We offer an exiting new way of gaming! ₪ Custom Abilities ₪ Quests ₪ New Minecraft Monsters ₪ New Minecraft Bosses ₪ Permanent Elytra Effects ₪ Storyline ₪ 25+ New Enchants ₪ Events ₪ Combat Gadget Abilities ₪ 1.8 COMBAT – NO SCHEMATIC PRINTER – NO GENBUCKETS – VANILLA

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 30
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Tiny Kingdom

    Tiny Kingdom

    Welcome to Tiny Kingdom!We offer many Features such as: – Survival – Anarchy Sky Block – Factions / Territory Claim – RPG Skillsystem – Many Custom Enchantments – DeathChest – Leaderboards – Live Map and much more!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Magic Items Found: 8588
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Wither Land

    Wither Land

    WitherLand is a Minecraft Survival server from Bangladesh that puts all others to shame. Here, players can experience mind-blowing PvP and PvE battles and attempt to become rich off the server’s unique player-driven economy. Its Discord is not only a great place for getting to know other players but to find support as well. The clock is ticking, and adventure awaits; join the incredible WitherLand server and embark on an electrifying journey that will redefine Survival Minecraft servers everywhere!IP:play.witherland.top Port:25572 (Bedrock Only)Discord: https://discord.com/invite/symZQESR9H

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Bandit Craft

    Bandit Craft

    Welcome to the ultimate Minecraft gaming destination – Bandit Craft! We’ve created an immersive and dynamic experience that combines the best of multiple worlds to satisfy all your gaming desires.– Custom Lobby: Step into our beautifully crafted lobby, a hub of possibilities where your adventure begins. From here, you can access a variety of exciting game modes and connect with players from all over the world.– Skyblock: Test your skills in our custom Skyblock world. Start with a tiny island and expand it into a thriving ecosystem using limited resources and ingenuity. Trade with other players and become the ultimate island tycoon.– Bedwars: Battle it out in thrilling Bedwars matches. Protect your bed while launching strategic offensives against other teams. With a variety of maps and tactics, you’ll be on the edge of your seat in every match.– Mob Arena: Challenge your combat prowess in our action-packed Mob Arena. Team up with friends or go solo as you face waves of increasingly powerful mobs. Collect rewards and prove your battle skills.– Survival SMP: For those seeking a classic Minecraft experience, we have our very own Survival SMP server. Join a thriving community of survival enthusiasts, build your dream base, and explore a world full of secrets and surprises.– Safe Community: Bandit Craft is committed to providing a safe and friendly environment for players of all ages. Our dedicated staff ensures that you can enjoy your gaming experience without any disruptions.Ready to embark on a grand adventure like no other? Join Bandit Craft today and explore a world where endless opportunities await. Our custom lobby serves as the gateway to a universe of games and experiences that will keep you entertained for hours.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Our New World

    Our New World

    Our New World ~ IntroductionOur New World is a Sandbox RPG 1.20.1 Server. Our aim is to have a long-term RPG server with frequent content updates, including, but not limited to: new items, cosmetics, pets, skills, enemies, bosses, worlds, story, etc.What we offer:– A RPG experience without sacrifing most vanilla features. – Five classical RPG classes with attributes and animated skills. – ModelEngine, custom texture pack with incredible models, NO mods required. – Active owner that will quickly answer to any feedback. – Frequent updates with bug fixing, improvements and new content, to keep the server fresh. – Seasonal events with custom dungeons and raid bosses. – EULA compliant. No P2W features. – And much more!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 8

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • EggMC

    EggMC

    Welcome to EggMC, the ultimate Minecraft survival server! We’ve crafted a finely-tuned experience where survival is at its best. Explore custom items, discover amazing features, and build in a friendly community. Join us today and make your survival adventure epic!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • CapeDirt

    CapeDirt

    Simple mechanics non pay to win SMP mixed with Simi anarchy. For more info it’s recommended to join our discord

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Sunshine Network

    Sunshine Network

    Server oriented towards custom modes, currently with a developed RPG-style mode with a wide variety of weapons with effects, bosses and a large number of pets.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 22 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Based MC

    Based MC

    Based MC is a free for everyone Minecraft Anarchy server hosted in Europe that was created on July 31, 2023. There are no rules, players have the freedom to grief, kill other players, and steal without consequences. Based MC is also very community focused making regular polls and constantly listening to the community! Join now to play minecraft anarchy with lots of other players that like to build and PVP!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Alanium MC

    Alanium MC

    Looking for a unique experience? fun times? lovely friends? Then, Alanium MC is just for you!【What we support】 Java & Bedrock Editions || Premium Minecraft || 24/7 Uptime || Custom events【What’s waiting for you in game】 Fun game modes with exciting gameplay || Regular Events with rewards and special ranks || Custom Structures【What’s waiting for you on discord】 Active discord community with 500+ members || Friendly and helpful staff team || Fun Discord bots and leveling system【How to join】 Java IP: alanium.com Bedrock IP: alanium.com || Port: 19132

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 47 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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