Big Fat Man Minecraft SMP

Big Fat Man Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never ask what it feels like to have sex with a big fat man. Trust us, you don’t want to know the answer.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the occasional run-in with a mysterious group of llamas who control the server economy. Rumor has it they trade in diamonds for llama spit, but you didn’t hear it from us.

Our community is full of quirky characters, from the guy who only communicates in pig squeals to the girl who insists her pet chicken is actually a secret government agent. You never know what you’ll encounter next!

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Just remember, never ask about the big fat man. Trust us, it’s better that way.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Alien Abductions: 5
Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Ellenor

    Ellenor

    Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

    Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

    Looking for a server that have long lasting end-game experience and friendly community where both Premium and Cracked can join too?Gamemodes: – Survival RPG – Skyblock – ON Prison – Parkour – Enhanced Vanilla – The Walking Dead – BedWars – Lots of MiniGames!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 22 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Camp Half-Blood

    Camp Half-Blood

    Welcome, Demigod!Play Minecraft in a Percy Jackson – based server! We have weekly events, as well as gameplay of survival in Camp Half-Blood, quests in Mount Olympus, team games in the Parthenon, and Athena-inspired design contests in our creative world! Opt-In at: www.camphalfbloodaustin.org/minecraft Join server with IP: minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Herobrine.org

    Herobrine.org

    Herobrine is a Minecraft server bringing players together in one place. Join our community and make new friends to play with!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 73 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • The Uncensored Library

    The Uncensored Library

    The Uncensored Library. [1.14.4]

    Come learn about the history. The #1 Hated Server among GovernmentsSite: https://uncensoredlibrary.com/ IP: visit.uncensoredlibrary.com

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Mines Excavated: 1062 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • SkNetwork

    SkNetwork

    SkPrison 1.8-1.19 • A Custom, Unique OPPrison Experience • Extremely OPPrison Server. Forget about Trillions, Quadrillions… Welcome the Decillions • Fortune 1 BILLION Pickaxes • FREE Autosell •

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Red&Co

    Red&Co

    A goddam good frenchy server ! Play with all your friends in a lot of games for free! Server Address PC / Mac: play.redandco.fr

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Alien Abductions: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Lost Lands Redux

    Lost Lands Redux

    Mixed Survival and MMORPG Server! Friendly Players, Custom Features! RPG + Quests + Magic Items + Dungeons + Guilds! Custom modeled – Items, Blocks, Pets, and Mobs! Balanced economy with Player Shops & Auction House! All on a Minecraft Java 1.8 – 1.16.3 SURVIVAL Server! Join us – Start your adventure now! IP: PLAY.LLREDUX.XYZ

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 10 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Mistylands Friendly Survival Est.2010

    Mistylands Friendly Survival Est.2010

    Welcome to Mistylands Friendly Survival.Mistylands began it’s journey all the way back in Alpha October 2010! We are a down to earth friendly Survival server with a very kind and active community.We offer custom items, quests, player shops, events and much more! So grab your friends and come say hi to our lovely community!Discord – https://discord.gg/68jcMPbjaf Server Ip – mistylands.net

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Crops Grown: 2150

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • NEST DARK

    NEST DARK

    Dark MiniGames Network – Take off your fun! Operative game modes: – SkyWars – BedWars – TheBridge – RankUP We are waiting for you!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Freedom Path

    Freedom Path

    Freebuild/Semi-RP/Survival/Adventure in 1.20.1 – PvP (approval of your opponent) – Dungeon – Quests – Everything is obtainable in game (Free2Play)You have the opportunity to build the projects of your dreams, whether it is a house, a city or even a nation! Give free rein to your imagination! Everything is possible without pressure! We have a world with a generation offering immersive landscapes.Discord server: https://discord.gg/hxpy8sf

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Venture MC

    Venture MC

    Venture MC is a server network made to a place where people can feel at peace and experience a unique way to play. We strive to give players a variety of things to do such as level up their rank using money earned from tasks, or complete quests for incredible rewards. You can make your own shops to trade with people and build a town of your own in hopes of being the featured build of the week! Don’t miss out, join us today at: play.venture-mc.com

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Dragon Scales Harvested: 108
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Falling into the Void: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • TheSquadMC

    TheSquadMC

    TheSquadMC is a server network built for the subscribers of 09sharkboy, MooseCraft, and UnspeakableGaming. Offering a wide selection of different gamemodes, ranging from Prison, to Skyblock, to Factions, to even Troll Wars! We guarantee there’ll always be something new to explore! Crafted from the ground up with tremendous attention to detail, optimization, and stability. We guarantee a tremendous playing experience.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44 Runes Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • OtterCraft

    OtterCraft

    OtterCraft is a friendly survival server, with non-intrusive plugins to maximize your minecraft experience. Our server became official on 1/29/2017. We are always wanting to hear what our community wants, and have a few features that set us apart from the rest.FEATURES – No Land Claiming, but still Anti-Grief! – Money rewards for mob hunting! – Player focused events, and rewards! – Player ran auction house and economy! – 98%+ Uptime, and consistent updates/optimization.Come join us, and become a part of our community!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • CubedCraft

    CubedCraft

    CubedCraft Network | mc.cubedcraft.comFeatures: – PlayerServers: Create your own free server /create {server name} – TNTWars: Create a cannon to destroy enemy team – Warzone: 2 islands, 2 objectices destroy enemys objective to win! – Kingdoms: Create a kingdom base become kingdom #1Information: server IP: mc.cubedcraft.com Website: https://cubedcraft.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/Faaa7GRHope we see you soon!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 27

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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