Big Fat Man Minecraft SMP

Big Fat Man Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never ask what it feels like to have sex with a big fat man. Trust us, you don’t want to know the answer.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the occasional run-in with a mysterious group of llamas who control the server economy. Rumor has it they trade in diamonds for llama spit, but you didn’t hear it from us.

Our community is full of quirky characters, from the guy who only communicates in pig squeals to the girl who insists her pet chicken is actually a secret government agent. You never know what you’ll encounter next!

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Just remember, never ask about the big fat man. Trust us, it’s better that way.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Mines Excavated: 1104

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • NeoMedieval3

    NeoMedieval3

    NeoMedieval 3 ~ The four seasons. More than 9 years of development (since 2012).

    Server in offline mode, Non-Premium. Protect your buildings by creating Camps and Territories. Gain new skills (spells) by increasing your social status. Object-based virtual economy. Buy and sell blocks and items in the store, from anywhere. Earn money by doing different jobs. Establish your home (home). Recover your items upon death, with the Angelic Artifact. Realistic tree felling: fell trees from their base. Sort your containers automatically. Select the best tool automatically. Dynamic map of the world (dynmap).

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 45 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Olympia Earth

    Olympia Earth

    Olympia Earth is a 1:300 scale towny earth server. We offer loads of fun and have a great community! We also offer a creative world where you can test designs and we also have a resource world to farm. We are always working on updating the server with great new plugins, events, and taking player suggestions to make the server more enjoyable! Our server has active staff that are consistently available to help with any player needs Together with our community we have made a great family who is still growing. Try the server today!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • ZenPvP

    ZenPvP

    ZenPvP Network Prison | Skyblock | Factions | Survival | Gens

    We stride to provide the “Ultimate Experience” to our players every day with daily updates and new content every month. Join to be apart of the community!

    IP: play.zenpvp.net

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • LovyMc

    LovyMc

    Open server in version 1.8.X -1.16.X IP: play.lovymc.es Happy to be able to create a Minecraft community! Let’s hope we can continue to grow over time

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 5132
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Spielen mit Herz

    Spielen mit Herz

    The special thing about playing with heart! Now also STONEATTACK! Playing with heart! was born from the idea of ​​simply offering a survival server again where you can create your own world together in a nice community. Whether big or small, young or old, everyone from 0-99 years is into playing with heart! welcome. We also have PVP. We play and build a harmonious community. With us, trading with the villagers is switched off because the purpose and goal is for the users to build their own economy, trade and exchange.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Aeterna Gods & Monsters

    Aeterna Gods & Monsters

    We are a Civ Survival Multiplayer & light RP server based around Ancient Greek and Roman Mythology. Survive and build yourself up in one of the many friendly towns or someday spread out and help grow your nation! Leave offerings and receive blessings in return from the Olympian Gods who help watch over the server and keep the community safe and engaged with fun events and dungeons.

    On our server you’ll find custom mobs, earn money with jobs such as woodcutting, farming or smithing, be able to craft and brew new types of food and drink, as well as create custom art using dyes and easels.

    We strive to create an immersive and fun player experience!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Players Killed by Monsters: 7812

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Vanilla Realms

    Vanilla Realms

    Craft, build, survive, vanilla. A fresh and simple semi-vanilla survival experience with teleportation, grief prevention, trading, and shops!

    Come meet the community, and start your adventure! 🙂

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Enchantments Applied: 58
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Kingdoms and Ruins

    Kingdoms and Ruins

    1.21 FEATURES // BRAND NEW 1.20 SPAWN // BRAND NEW CRATES // RPG ELEMENTS // CUSTOM ENCHANTS

    – Ranks: Begin your adventure as a Peasant, and climb your way up the rank hierarchy! Rank-up to unlock access to new perks. – Towny Survival Mode: Claim some land and build your very own community from the ground up! – Economy: Custom NPC shops, Player shops, & Server shops! – RPG Elements: Everything you do earns you experience. Mine, Dig, Run, Eat – Level up, Increase your stats, & Unlock OP abilities – Bedrock-Java Cross-play: Users can join the server from Pocket Edition, Java Edition, Windows 10 Edition, Xbox, PlayStation, and the Nintendo Switch. – Creative World: Feeling Creative? Enter a creative PlotWorld with /creative and build to your hearts content. – Minigames: Fight your way to victory through hordes of mobs in the Mob Arena, Challenge other players to PVP in the Arena, or race for the fastest Parkour time for big rewards!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Love Letters Sent: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • SuperCraft – Marvel

    SuperCraft – Marvel

    SuperCraft is an open world Marvel themed server. You can explore our custom made map and obtain and or upgrade character suits with custom made abilities. Fight players, do quests, and play as your favorite Characters!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 578686 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40 Meteorites Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • ItherioMC Network

    ItherioMC Network

    Brand New Server — McMMO, ShopGUI, Chest Shops, Player Warp, Grief Prevention, OP Crates, Economy, Coins Shop, Backpacks, Rank Perks, No World Borders, Spawner Crates and much, much more!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Zombie Dances: 10

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • ScamCraft

    ScamCraft

    ScamCraft is a new Minecraft community with a completely contemporary and unique look. With our survival server we bring you a platform where you can play, build and socialize freely!

    We started ScamCraft to share our humor and creativity, which you will also find reflected in the way the server is run. Our absurd humor can also be found in the design of the server itself.

    We have been open since January 12, 2021 (12121) and are in the Alpha 1.0 phase.

    For voting on our server you get: – 100 euros in-game money! – 1 VoteCoin – 1 Bottle of Magic Fanta (Bottle ‘o Experience) – and our gratitude!

    Join us at play.scamcraft.nl!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28 Animals Bred: 155
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • SalooN Network

    SalooN Network

    Saloon Network was founded in 2018 and reunited with its fans in 2020 after a year of longing. Our management team, which has an ongoing cooperation and working environment since 2014, has been fulfilling your desire to play multiplayer Minecraft for more than seven years. The main purpose of the Saloon Network minecraft server is to deliver the minecraft game to you, our players, in a free, premium-free and friendly way, without any obstacles. For this reason, although all kinds of bad behavior that is against morality is not allowed in the Saloon, brother-sister, sister-sister, brother-sister relationships are aimed and implemented between the players. PLAY.SALOONNETWORK.COM SALOONNETWORK.COM OUR CURRENT GAMES: CANYON SURVIVAL (1.16.5),TEKBLOK SKYBLOK, (ONEBLOCK SKYBLOCK), OPSKYBLOK (OPSKYBLOCK)

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 61 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Astral Projections Made: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Bleach Shinigami Reimagined

    Bleach Shinigami Reimagined

    Bleach: Shinigami Reimagined, This server contains all kinds of things It has a custom bleach mod, With all types of things, Theres storymode, PVP, events, survival, and more! Join for more information.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Mythcraft

    Mythcraft

    Mythcraft is a Minecraft server featuring a variety of popular game modes including Skyblock, Prison and Survival!

    IP: mc.mythcraft.com Discord: https://mythcraft.com/discord

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • WarAccademy

    WarAccademy

    One of the best Italian servers, completely innovative and always updated modes, the flagship mode is roleplay with more than 150 players every day, we have a teamspeak server (ts.waracademy.com) and a telegram channel (@WarAccademyOfficial) I recommend you to enter so as not to miss any news!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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