Big Fat Man Minecraft SMP

Big Fat Man Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never ask what it feels like to have sex with a big fat man. Trust us, you don’t want to know the answer.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the occasional run-in with a mysterious group of llamas who control the server economy. Rumor has it they trade in diamonds for llama spit, but you didn’t hear it from us.

Our community is full of quirky characters, from the guy who only communicates in pig squeals to the girl who insists her pet chicken is actually a secret government agent. You never know what you’ll encounter next!

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Just remember, never ask about the big fat man. Trust us, it’s better that way.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 21
Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • CatchyMC

    CatchyMC

    Start on a thrilling minecraft experience with us! Both owners of CatchyMC are fully dedicated to making this server work and want to see this community thrive, to get the best opportunity of this we take all feedback, criticism and suggestions seriously Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary gaming journey? Look no further! Introducing CatchyMC, the premier Minecraft server network that will redefine your gaming experience.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Love Letters Sent: 8
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • AventuraCraftLatin

    AventuraCraftLatin

    Attention all Minecraft players! Are you looking for a Spanish-speaking server with survival, towny, slimefun, ranges, parkour and much more? Then join us at play.avclatin.com in version 1.20.1! Enjoy a unique gaming experience, make new friends and have maximum fun. We are waiting for you on our Latin server!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 30 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Star Shards Collected: 228

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • uToo Survival

    uToo Survival

    With no flashing banner, no custom texture pack, and no “golden claim shovel,” uToo aims to be different from the mundane survival server we are used to.

    In a community where ‘You Too’ are the focus, we listen to YOUR ideas!

    Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/jtZbgn84k8 Survival Border: 45k x 45k

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 7632
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Diminutive

    Diminutive

    Welcome to Diminutive SMP! Diminutive SMP is an smp that is considered semi-anarchy, we allow things such as greifing, looting, and raiding, although we do forbid cheats or hacks of any kind. When you join the server you should acknowledge that simple voice chat (fabric) is required, if you dont have this mod there is a good chance you will be kicked, or even banned from the server, if you dont know how to download this mod our discord has a tutorial video on it which you can follow step-by-step! We have an active community and always love to see new people on the server. We hope that you will considering joining our semi-anarchy adventure!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 7546
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • KidlessCraft

    KidlessCraft

    Our small community has a professionally built feel and we do our best to make playing the game simple and convenient without ruining the grind you love. We offer a player run marketplace as well as server events for holidays and a automated lottery that will give you plenty of reason to farm those diamonds as you build your dream builds.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 764626 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 59 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • FiveMC

    FiveMC

    [COMING SOON] Explore a unique and adventurous world where survival is the key to success. Our server features exciting game modes, including Lifesteal and Survival, offering a captivating and unique gaming experience.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Epic Quests Completed: 10
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • DogeFun.net

    DogeFun.net

    DogeFun.net – Der Server mit Verdienstfaktor – Creative, MCMMO, MiniGames, Jump and Run, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Craftbook, Parkour

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • BattlePeak

    BattlePeak

    BattlePeak is a Minecraft server where players can PVP and unlock as well as trade they’re weapon skins along the way! Embark on a journey towards obtaining your favourite weapon skin and fight players and mobs with it!

    With limited time obtainable weapon skins releasing every now and then like the Halloween Pumpkin Axe and the Guy Fawkes Day Firework Rocket, the server’s economy is set to have some interesting years ahead full of trading and new content being released!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Tempest Ascension

    Tempest Ascension

    Tempest Ascension is based on the anime “That Time I got reincarnated as a Slime.” You, the player, are a freshly reincarnated otherworlder sent to this world on accident, and now you have to find your way through this strange new world. Build your nation, Become powerful, and reach heights never seen before. This world is yours for the taking.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Divine Spears Created: 24

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • SinghCraft Survival

    SinghCraft Survival

    Survival Indian Proxy Survival Server Owned By RattanGamingLive a YouTuber. Join Discord for more info and any help- https://discord.gg/b9kSKb32t8

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • mofucraft

    mofucraft

    Main / Solo / Rocket PvP

    Main… Our main server, it contains economy, jobs, pets, strong enemies and so on!!! Solo… Our vanilla server, it is fusion of single play and multi play, and free of any stress. Rocket PvP… Our KitPvP server, you can fight with frying with hand-in rocket.

    *ATTENTION* Our service are almost written in Japanese, for example, rule, guide and in-game message. We provide you some functions for foreigners, however.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • LokoCraft

    LokoCraft

    Welcome to LokoCraft – The Ultimate Factions Experience!Embark on an epic journey in our Minecraft factions server, where alliances are forged, wars are waged, and empires rise and fall.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 14 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 80

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Noovlandia Network

    Noovlandia Network

    A semi-premium Minecraft server for Java and Bedrock from version 1.10 to 1.20.1

    We offer:

    Extreme security Privileged Ranks economy system Clans and alliances Giveaways every week Mass events Exclusive rewards 24/7 active support And much more!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Rede Cypher

    Rede Cypher

    Welcome to the Cypher Network! We are a new server still in beta, we plan to add more exclusives for players, we have mcMMO, economy system, elevators, banking system, in the future we will add more exclusive features of the Cypher Network.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • SolarMC

    SolarMC

    WE ARE EXCITED TO WELCOME YOU TO SOLARMC Our server offers 3 exclusive modes:

    Vanilla S1: Our Vanilla offers many specialties, such as the Outposts, an area that once conquered will provide you and your team with a damage multiplier, money, and an exclusive shop! Bounties, take revenge by placing a bounty on your opponent and make him a target for all players on the server! Auctions, earn money by selling the goods you have earned to other players, or if you can afford it, buy from them! Crates, if you have earned it at the outposts by fighting, you will be able to open a crate where you will receive materials that are almost impossible to obtain, which makes them valuable, or… buy a key from our shop! DailyRewards, get daily rewards that will increase in value over the days, but be careful, miss one day and you’ll start all over again! Kits, purchase kits via in-game money, or receive an exclusive one by purchasing VIP! Leaderboards, climb the rankings to the top in: money, kills, deaths and elo to receive rewards! Have fun!

    Kit-PvP: Kit-PvP is a unique mode of its kind, for each kit you unlock by leveling up, you will also unlock a special ability! Face your opponents with the classic PvP 1.8 style and climb the rankings for the player with the most kd by receiving a nametag in chat that will strike fear into the first unlucky person who dares to go against you.

    Practice: Leaderboards, show everyone who is the strongest by climbing the rankings in the various practice kits or in the wins! Different modes every week! A simple Practice that makes things more competitive, PvP lovers this is the place for you!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 49 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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