Big Fat Man Minecraft SMP

Big Fat Man Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never ask what it feels like to have sex with a big fat man. Trust us, you don’t want to know the answer.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the occasional run-in with a mysterious group of llamas who control the server economy. Rumor has it they trade in diamonds for llama spit, but you didn’t hear it from us.

Our community is full of quirky characters, from the guy who only communicates in pig squeals to the girl who insists her pet chicken is actually a secret government agent. You never know what you’ll encounter next!

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Just remember, never ask about the big fat man. Trust us, it’s better that way.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
Invisible Walls Found: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • JANGO PVP

    JANGO PVP

    This is a very basic pvp server. Fight other players, and get better weapons by buying them from the shop! To earn money, you just half to simply wait. You can go AFK, and still make money! The arena players fight in, is an abandoned city. There are secret spots, and Sewers! There are 3 secret villagers hidden around the world with secret items you can buy! Good Luck!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Villages Defended: 14

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SaltyStarlightMC

    SaltyStarlightMC

    Welcome to SaltyStarlightMC, We are a new towny survival server for 1.20.4! Here we have custom generation for biomes and improved Minecraft structures! With new biomes to explore the possibilities are endless! There are lots of new areas to explore to find the perfect fit for your town. Here we use diamonds as currency and multiple ranks to earn by playtime, we hope you enjoy and can’t wait to see you on!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 💎🏳️‍🌈 Prism Party | 1.20 | LGBTQ+ Friendly SMP & Creative server | Bedrock & Java Support

    💎🏳️‍🌈 Prism Party | 1.20 | LGBTQ+ Friendly SMP & Creative server | Bedrock & Java Support

    Welcome to Prism Party! We are an LGBTQ+ friendly community server offering creative and survival game-modes, regular server events, and more. Join us today!

    play.prismparty.net [​25565 Java – 19132 Bedrock]

    Join us on Discord!

    💎🏳️‍🌈 Prism Party | 1.20 | LGBTQ+ Friendly SMP & Creative server | Bedrock & Java Support Minecraft Server

    “5/5” – epic_gamer777 (class pet)

    Other Links

    Discord
    Dynmap
    Website
    Rules

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • AvatarMc

    AvatarMc

    Hey Everyone! Are you looking for: A Survival, Avatar The Last Airbender-Themed JAVA Server A place to make new friends! Staff Applications open rn! Dm fattypatty#1912 on Discord for the IP! Everyone Join Right Now!!!! (no lag!!!!)

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Animals Bred: 188

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RegionalMc

    RegionalMc

    ======================= | Vote our server and join our | | discord dsc.gg/regionalmc | | Playing our server and fun | =======================

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 395

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MC Magma Survival – Updated to 1.20.4!

    MC Magma Survival – Updated to 1.20.4!

    Welcome to MC Magma Survival!

    Our goal is to create a welcoming and friendly atmosphere in a survival server. We wish for this to translate to gameplay as well, therefore we have protection from griefers for a worry-free experience. If you do get griefed, one of our staff members will use CoreProtect to identify the griefers and reverse the damage they have done. We also have keep inventory enabled, so you do not have to stress about losing items.

    Also, we have other standard survival server features like /sethome, Essentials, mcMMO, ChestShop, and more.

    Come check the server out!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3017 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WoolyLands

    WoolyLands

    WoolyLands is a unique 1.4.7-1.12.2 Kit PvP server made by Yukky, and AP Clan. There are cool kits, ranks, perms, and rewards in crates. The server is still being worked on, but soon there will be an early whitelisting period, where people on the discord can put their IGNs in the chat room, and staff on the server will whitelist them, before the server’s official opening date.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crescenta Nations/SMP [1.18-1.20]

    Crescenta Nations/SMP [1.18-1.20]

    Crescenta is a semi-casual nations-SMP roleplay experience that grows with its community, both figuratively and literally!Explore the world, make a town, make a nation, invite your friends! Claim, Create, and Conquer!

    Some of the things you can do on Crescenta!– Claim Land, Make Towns and Nations!– Make Alliances!– Declare Wars!– Explore the World of Barathos!– Become a Nether Bandit, it’s anarchy there!

    Some of Crescenta’s Features!– Brewery!– Dynmap!– Custom World!– 1:4 Nether Scaling! There’s 4 TIMES as much nether, and so much more netherite to mine!– Long lasting worlds! Our unique strategies allow for worlds to be fresh and new for much longer than others! Make something and have it last!

    Server IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.hostServer Version: 1.18.x-1.20.x

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 53

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • notenoughGames

    notenoughGames

    There are never enough games Please enjoy playing 😀 Murder Skywars And more! Come play today!! There are never enough GAmes!!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cyrus Community

    Cyrus Community

    A newly born server with the goal of making the game as pleasant and interesting as possible. Our server is not completely original vanilla because we have plugins that enable an easier and more interesting game for players, and we also try to find the best optimization. Everyone is welcome on the server and we are trying to expand our community into a nicer place.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Dragonkin Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 🌟 EmeraldsMC 💎 [PVP] 🏡 [LANDS] 👑[SURVIVAL] 🛒 [SHOPS] & [CHALLENGES] 🎉

    🌟 EmeraldsMC 💎 [PVP] 🏡 [LANDS] 👑[SURVIVAL] 🛒 [SHOPS] & [CHALLENGES] 🎉

    🌟 Welcome to EmeraldsMC! 💎PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COM

    Discover a world of endless possibilities with our active staff ready to assist you anytime. Your opportunities here are endless. Show off your leadership skills by creating a town, become rich by gathering resources and completing weekly challenges, and run custom chest-shops!

    We have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!

    – 🏡 Build thriving towns to show off your creativity.- 🛒 Run successful shops and amass riches in-game.- 🎉 Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.

    Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

    🔥💰🏰🌄

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Villages Defended: 19 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Magma MC

    Magma MC

    Magma MC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! Server Version: 1.16.2 Survival Active owners/admin keep inventory Land Claims Grief Prevention we are adding minigames

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Zanacraft

    Zanacraft

    Discover a Minecraft 1.18.2 server like no other! Join our survival custom and create your own townies, challenge epic bosses and enjoy custom crafting. Connect now to mc.ecuador.adkanz.com and experience the excitement in every block!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Foundation Craft | Survival | Economy | Skills | RPG

    Foundation Craft | Survival | Economy | Skills | RPG

    Foundation Craft is a new survival and economy server with skills, claimable plots, and endless adventure. Players can create settlements, homes, and shops in a safe and peaceful world called The Frontier, or collect resources while exploring the dangerous and uncharted worlds of The Wilderness. Players can make friends, build prosperous civilizations, and compete in a competitive server economy.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minelegend

    Minelegend

    Vanilla-ish server with a couple of quality of life mods. Grief Prevention. /Sethome /Home /Back /spawn. Request teleport to another player with /TPA. Accept a request with /tpaccept. Random teleport in world with /wild Family friendly, keep adult language to a minimum or none at all. Don’t be a jerk. Don’t grief even if it’s not protected, however use the grief prevention mod to protect your builds.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Zombie Dances: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 19 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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