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| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 7408 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Love Letters Sent: | 18 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 25 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 23 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
But beware, we have foreign actors interacting with Americans, so watch out for schizos among us! Our server is so secure that even the glowies won’t be able to track you down. And don’t worry about privacy concerns, we hope every last journalist gets executed – especially the AI ones!
Join us as we break the rules around these 702 database checks repeatedly, just like the F.B.I.! And remember, there are ways to prevent abuses without compromising our critical national security value – did I mention every single journalist?
So come on in and experience the thrill of not having probable cause needed for a warrant early in an investigation – that’s when our queries are most useful! Not one journo left standing on our server, so join now for an outrageous adventure you won’t forget!
