Big Blocks and Bigger Dicks – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for the Well-Endowed Gamer

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8724
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

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Honey Horizons

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	631
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Towns Built:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Hello there! Honey Horizons is a new Semi-Vanilla KeepInventory Minecraft server that aims to create a fun, community driven experience for all players! Honey Horizons offers plenty of QoL plugins to make the Minecraft experience more enjoyable as well as some fun plugins that will definitely make your experience feel more unique. Some plugins we use are McMMO, SimplePets, LibsDisguises, GriefPrevention and plenty more! We also have included Terralith to incorporate it’s amazing world generation into our experience. On Honey Horizons, we do not tolerate any form of griefing or stealing so that we can foster a friendly community that everyone can enjoy. So, what’re you waiting for? Come join us and be come a part of the nest today at: honeyhorizons.buzz

honeyhorizons.buzz

ConquestLand

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5761
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Zombie Dances:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19

ConquestLand is a 1.18-1.20.4 java factions server currently on season 4. We have custom items, an economy, auction house, kits, land claiming, ranks, upgradeable hoppers, coin-flips, MCMMO king of the hill events, upgradeable spawners, interactive ghat games, huge arenas for fighting bosses with the server, pinata parties and so much more! So come and join our community and have fun! The IP Address is ConquestLand.net! And discord.gg/qHJQQQs6mw

ConquestLand.net

Infinity Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6417
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Survival Custom non-premium Bedrock and Java server, we have a bench, protection blocks, new rpg armor, crates, jobs, clan war, fishing system, bar, auctions, missions, votes, dungeons, pvp arena, rank up, marketplace , fishing and among other things.

play.infinitycraftnet.com

MatriLand

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7559
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29

MatriLand Network is a Java/Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server from Bangladesh. It is a survival server with a custom-made map, economy features, and minigames. Need another reason to join MatriLand Network? How about this: the server tries to stay online 24/7, so it will always be ready to play whenever you are!Discord: https://discord.gg/HbqNbKmpgu Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/matriland

play.matriland.net:25655

Epirate

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5399
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Emeralds Found:	9610
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

What can Epirate offer? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Build your own Town and Nation Create your own Block-Built ships Wage Wars against other towns and Nations Guns, Custom Medieval Weapons, PotPVP Live Map of Europe you can view on your browser Custom Hats for Combat Sea Monsters! Cannons and Naval Regions Missions, Seasons, Temperature And so much more i can’t fit in here! Discord – https://discord.gg/c99g8N2zvw

epirate.usga.me:33181

FoundersMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1321
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ores Mined:	1430
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

FOUNDERSMC [1.20.4]

Server IP : foundersmc.survival-zone.comServer is not pay2win. Survival made to be challenging. Lands claiming and fly on claimed plots. Roleplay with mcmmo and jobs. Added content for enchanting, farming, fishing, mining, mobs and spawners. Fair gameplay and effort based ranks. Custom items like wings, armors, weapons and tools.Features: ▫️ Advanced Enchantments ▫️ Auction house▫️ BetterRTP▫️ Chest sorting▫️ Chest shops▫️ Custom item crates▫️ Custom mobs and bosses▫️ Custom tags▫️ Dynamp▫️ Free Ranks with essential perks ▫️ Item broadcast▫️ Item filter▫️ Jobs▫️ Lands claiming▫️ Levelled mobs▫️ Mcmmo▫️ Player warps▫️ Player trading▫️ PyroFarming▫️ PyroFishing▫️ PyroMining▫️ PyroSpawners▫️ Resource worlds▫️ Voting systemDiscord server link: https://discord.gg/5XkQPrFGJV

foundersmc.survival-zone.com

DusKraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1463
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Mines Excavated:	2739	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Java and Bedrock Survival Custom: Daily and weekly Koth Mina PVP, Arena PVP, Bosses Rankups, Custom Trades, etc… Custom Enchantments

mc.duskraft.com

Sword

PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3822
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

147.135.31.189

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3736
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

mc.noxian.xyz

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4634
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

join.smp.cafe

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4236
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

join.minevibe.fun

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5129
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7710	Players Killed by Monsters:	4345
Love Letters Sent:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.voidrealms.net

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	587
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Towns Built:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

pr2.pumpkraft.net

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6020
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

play.pixelgrew.net

PortalMC

Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9326
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

portalmc.lat:25572