Big Blocks and Bigger Dicks – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for the Well-Endowed Gamer

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5551
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	7507
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Royal Courts Attended:	4

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Are you tired of feeling inadequate about the size of your blocky pixel peen? Join our Minecraft server and let your virtual manhood grow to epic proportions! Our players swear that after just one session, their in-game schlongs were so massive, they could tower over the Ender Dragon itself! Don’t let your brain trick you into fagmaxxing – come join us and let your dynamite dong do the talking! Join now and watch your confidence grow as big as your pixelated package!

BlocksMC

PvP, Skywars

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1932
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Love Letters Sent:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	3176
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Void Gems Collected:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

blocksmc.com

HyshSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4039
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Void Gems Collected:	21	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

hyshsmp.net:50005

ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5848
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	306	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

mc.comugamers.com

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4831
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	171	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	4576	Meteorites Collected:	0

mc.piratemc.com

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8847
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Farms Harvested:	209
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Votes:	962	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4626
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Potions Brewed:	52
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2030
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6648
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9320
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	63
Alien Abductions:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Animals Bred:	66	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7846
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5649
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Enchantments Applied:	104	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9995
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	New Chunks Explored:	272000
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4461
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

play.oc.tc

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2161
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

play.lunarsurvival.xyz

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8795
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Villages Defended:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Towns Built:	9

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

play.mc-speed.com

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8853
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

play.cookiecraftsmp.com