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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5659
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

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Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6707
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Secret Passages Found:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

play.alphaprison.net

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7395
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Squeejcraft.com:25566

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1319
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Villages Defended:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

lunarsky.de

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5269
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	196	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

carrotmc.fr.to:19154

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3873
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9247
Buildings Constructed:	30	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

play.mineclassic.org

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1280
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Towns Built:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8663
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

kronosmc.apexmc.co:8197

ProsperityCraft

Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8780
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Mines Excavated:	1766	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Towns Built:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

ProsperityCraft.net

Gempers Place

Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6065
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3413
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

mc.gempersplaces.net

Crown Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5054
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Embark on a thrilling adventure at CrownLands, your premier Minecraft destination! Immerse yourself in a dynamic community where your input matters. With frequent updates, captivating quests, and a commitment to player feedback, every moment is tailored for your enjoyment. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like never before, filled with excitement and endless possibilities. Your journey awaits at CrownLands – where community and gameplay come together to create an unparalleled gaming experience!

smp.crownlands.net:4602

SkyUtopia.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6161
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Welcome to SkyUtopia.net a minecraft server focused and home to the Skyblock genre with a friendly community. We offer a classic and simple Skyblock experience mode with a lot of extra content that intrigues gameplay. Join now, create your island, thrive, and climb the leaderboards!

SkyUtopia.net

OustCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2732
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Wanna play old style minecraft server with out all thos anoying million’s of commands you have to use to play simple game, OustCraft is here, play simple Minecraft with simple commands. Server have events and friendly stuff members, we are working for better CHILL

mc.oustcraft.com

PlanexCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4134
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89

▬▬ ▬▬▛ PlanexCraft ▜▬▬ ▬▬Join our server which has boxpvp, oneblock and Survival Custom. You can rank up by being on our server for free. JAVA AND BEDROCK.Come in and find out if you’re good enough to earn the highest PlanexCraft rank! 1.20.1 – 1.20.2

mc.planexcraft.com

EmberMC

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6745
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Potions Brewed:	195
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Crops Grown:	1726	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

embermc.gg

Termina Towny SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8177
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Towns Built:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Star Shards Collected:	189
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Join The Best Towny Wartime Experience on TerminaMC.com! IP: TerminaMC.com Discord: discord.gg/Termina Bedrock (Xbox, PS, iOS, etc) Port: 19132 | Java Port: 25565– Play Your Way – PvP or Passive: We support all survival play styles! Whether you’re all about PvP action, where battles are intense and oh-so-satisfying. Or if you enjoy a passive SMP – join or create a town that suits you!– Weekly Wartime: Imagine this – every Friday at 8pm EST, it’s WARTIME! Towns all across the server are fair game for epic raids using Creeper Eggs and epic PvP showdowns. Opt-out for a fee. The fate of your town is in your hands!– Claim Your Part of the Wilderness: With Towny, you can stake your claim in the untamed wilderness and build your dream kingdom. Defend your town during Wartime and rise to the top!– No Pay-to-Win: We believe in fair play. By simply enjoying the server, you’ll earn what you need to rank up and unlock fantastic perks, like Silk Touch Spawners!– Join Our Growing Community: We’re a growing community – our vision is to create the ultimate SMP server where towns clash during Wartime.

TerminaMC.com

Farlands SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2952
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

You want to get the full Minecraft experience or you have been tired by servers not running your farms? This is the place, where all vanilla farms and mechanics will work. We use a fabric based server that does not modify the vanilla gameplay at all. That also means, that we don’t have any teleport mechanics. Just use the nether roof to your advantage. Have you ever been annoyed by rules like “No redstone clocks”, “Limited plots” or “Required online time”? Our server does not have any rules like that. We don’t event have any rule at all except for having fun. We especially don’t have any plot or chest protection, no afk-time limits. We even provide the function to spawn AFK-players to keep your farm running while you can safely log off. Everything is trust-based. So we are looking for trustworthy players who admire the freedom of a Singleplayer world shared with others. We carefully select the players for our server to make sure, we have a healthy community. Since we don’t have any rules but don’t want to become an anarchy server, we make sure that everyone shares the same ideas about how a community in Minecraft should be.About us We are a group of people who enjoyed the hermit-craft series and decided to create our own hermitcraft-like experience. Since every server out there has some boundaries and limitations we decided to create our own. And now, we are looking for other players to join us. To ensure that our community stays healthy, we will carefully select new players before adding them to the whitelist. The current members are located in Europe and north America. The server is located in Germany. If you enjoy all this, we are looking forward to your application at our website: farlands-smp.serveminecraft.net

farlands-smp.serveminecraft.net