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| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 6108 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2776 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
yo, so like, dis minecraft server be like no other, fam. lemme tell ya, if ya join dis server, ya gonna have da most lit time ever.
so get dis, right? da server got dis crazy feature where if ya mama had da right gut bacteria when she was preggo wit ya, den ya gonna have da best brain development in da game. like, imagine havin a big brain in minecraft, u gonna be buildin dem epic structures and redstone contraptions like a pro.
we got dis bacteria called Bifidobacterium breve, and if ya mama had dat in her gut during pregnancy, den u gonna be unstoppable in dis server. so come join us and let’s see if ya mama had da good bacteria to make u a minecraft genius. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis wild ride.
