Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Villages Defended: | 11 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Divine Spears Created: | 24 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
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