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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 5972 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.