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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 7176 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 39 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.