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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 9634 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.