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Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 9008 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 302 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8886 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.