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| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 3713 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 95 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Emeralds Found: | 8474 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 47 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally rad, man. like, if you join, you get, like, superpowers or something. like, if you pee while using a bidet, you become a sort of fountain. how crazy is that, right? like, imagine just peeing and then BAM, you’re a fountain.
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.
