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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 1387 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 15 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.