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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 3098 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7350 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.