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| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 780 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Buildings Constructed: | 46 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 90 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally rad, man. like, if you join, you get, like, superpowers or something. like, if you pee while using a bidet, you become a sort of fountain. how crazy is that, right? like, imagine just peeing and then BAM, you’re a fountain.
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.
