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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 7837 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4431 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 19 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 91 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.