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| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 4558 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 72 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally rad, man. like, if you join, you get, like, superpowers or something. like, if you pee while using a bidet, you become a sort of fountain. how crazy is that, right? like, imagine just peeing and then BAM, you’re a fountain.
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.
