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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 2557 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.