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| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 1382 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 36 | Votes: | 1477 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally rad, man. like, if you join, you get, like, superpowers or something. like, if you pee while using a bidet, you become a sort of fountain. how crazy is that, right? like, imagine just peeing and then BAM, you’re a fountain.
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.
