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| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 9300 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 64325 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 7698 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 10 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally rad, man. like, if you join, you get, like, superpowers or something. like, if you pee while using a bidet, you become a sort of fountain. how crazy is that, right? like, imagine just peeing and then BAM, you’re a fountain.
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.
