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| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 4648 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 97 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally rad, man. like, if you join, you get, like, superpowers or something. like, if you pee while using a bidet, you become a sort of fountain. how crazy is that, right? like, imagine just peeing and then BAM, you’re a fountain.
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.
