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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 5950 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 36 |
Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.