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| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 2642 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 22 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 |
| Animals Bred: | 88 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally rad, man. like, if you join, you get, like, superpowers or something. like, if you pee while using a bidet, you become a sort of fountain. how crazy is that, right? like, imagine just peeing and then BAM, you’re a fountain.
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.
