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Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 7943 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Towns Built: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.