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| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 338 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 3241 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8884 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 186 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally rad, man. like, if you join, you get, like, superpowers or something. like, if you pee while using a bidet, you become a sort of fountain. how crazy is that, right? like, imagine just peeing and then BAM, you’re a fountain.
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.
