so, like, this server is, like, totally rad, man. like, if you join, you get, like, superpowers or something. like, if you pee while using a bidet, you become a sort of fountain. how crazy is that, right? like, imagine just peeing and then BAM, you’re a fountain.

and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.

oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.

so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players: 97/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
Blood Moons Survived: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Overdesigned Holomem Minecraft Server

    Overdesigned Holomem Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as simple and recognizable as Gura herself? Look no further, because our server is so easy to navigate, even a noob could do it! Plus, our dev_is are so cluttered with random stuff, you’ll be too busy laughing at their plushies to even focus on building. Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, creativity, and maybe even a few lego bricks along the way!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • The Dark Knight Minecraft SMP

    The Dark Knight Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is there are no rules! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons while riding on the back of a giant chicken.

    Our server is home to the legendary Black Knight, who is rumored to have defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. But who needs a Black Knight when you can become a Rainbow Unicorn Warrior, shooting lasers out of your eyes and farting rainbows to defeat your enemies?

    If you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their silly rules and restrictions, come join us and unleash your inner craziness. Who knows, you might even discover the secret hidden treasure of the Potato King, guarded by an army of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a legend in your own mind!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Mythical Swords Crafted: 71
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Spider Spawner Minecraft Server

    Spider Spawner Minecraft Server
    Are you ready to face your worst nightmare in Minecraft? Join our server’s Arachnophilia mode, where every block is infested with giant spiders! But don’t worry, they’re not here to harm you – they just want to give you a friendly hug with their eight hairy legs.

    Join now and experience the thrill of trying to build a house while dodging spider webs and navigating through a maze of cobwebs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Spider Queen, who will grant you the power to control all the spiders on the server.

    But beware, the Spider Queen is a fickle ruler and she might just decide to turn you into her next meal instead. So come join our server and test your arachnid skills – if you’re not too scared, that is!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Epic Quests Completed: 17
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Question For Democrats Minecraft SMP

    Question For Democrats Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that we had to put up barbed wire to keep players from escaping the insanity. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being trapped in a virtual world with no way out. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you on your toes at all times.

    We have epic events like “TNT Tuesday” where we blow up everything in sight, and “Wacky Wednesday” where we all dress up as chickens and run around the map.

    So come on, join us if you dare! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Who needs freedom when you have barbed wire keeping you in?

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

    Blocky Brits Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or scandal? Look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than an English orphanage! Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering secret societies, British gangsters, and even the infamous pederasty of the British navy. Who needs “song, wine, and women” when you can have “rum, bum, and baccy” on our server? Don’t be a hypocrite like those angloids, join us and see just how wild Minecraft can get! Just remember, we’re not your average server – we’re scandalous, outrageous, and totally addictive. Join now and dive into a world of chaos and craziness!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Potions Brewed: 63
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • /Minecraft SMP/ – Goal Alteration/

    /Minecraft SMP/ – Goal Alteration/
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest and most outrageous server out there! Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling against a horde of zombie chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server events are so epic that even the gods of Minecraft come down to witness the chaos. You might even find yourself face to face with Herobrine himself, challenging you to a build-off competition.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is equipped with the latest technology that allows you to summon your favorite Minecraft mobs with just a click of a button. Want a pet dragon? No problem! Just use our custom summoning feature and watch as a dragon appears right in front of you.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 80 Dragon Eggs Found: 9131
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • ⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

    ⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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    Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. No donation bytes

    3. Friendly admins

    4. Constant updates

    5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    ➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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    Anarchy:

    ➤ Airdrops

    ➤ Mystics

    ➤ Caches

    ➤ Relics

    ➤ Spheres

    ➤ Blocks with private

    ➤ Items at lvl X

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ Buyer (/seller)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    ➤ Quests (/quests)

    ➤ Whales (/kit)

    ➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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    SkyBlock:

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

    ➤ Menu (/menu)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 169 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Dawntrail Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the Mahjong Edition Minecraft server!

    Join us for the most epic patch notes you’ve ever seen, featuring updates like adding Final Fantasy XIV content to Minecraft because why not?

    But wait, there’s more! We have Moogle Treasure Troves where you can find hidden treasures and Fall Guys events where you can race against other players in ridiculous obstacle courses.

    Don’t miss out on our future meetups and events, like watching movies, roleplaying meetups, and even a friendless loser meet (we all need one of those, right?).

    So come on down to our server and experience the insanity for yourself! Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure trove of your own in the world of Minecraft Mahjong Edition!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • NoobMasterFlex Minecraft SMP

    NoobMasterFlex Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our server is run by a 32-year-old computer science genius who just learned how to do percentages in a calculator. If that doesn’t scream “quality server,” I don’t know what does.

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few math lessons along the way. Who knows, you might even witness our fearless leader accidentally divide by zero and create a black hole in the Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Crafty Anon’s Minecraft Server

    Crafty Anon’s Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Why should you join, you ask? Well, how about this: every time a player builds a giant statue of a chicken, a real-life chicken magically appears in their backyard! And if you manage to find the hidden diamond block in our server, a leprechaun will appear and grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s cheating). Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a pumpkin on your head, you’ll unlock a secret dance party where all the mobs bust a move. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Undead Armies Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Nudity Anon Minecraft SMP

    Nudity Anon Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being judged for your pixelated physique on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace all shapes and sizes! Whether you’re a blocky beefcake or a slim pixel princess, you’ll be welcomed with open arms (or lack thereof, depending on your avatar).

    Join our server for the chance to participate in epic battles against a horde of evil chickens who have taken over the land. These feathered fiends have been terrorizing the villagers and stealing all the eggs, so it’s up to you and your fellow players to put an end to their clucky reign of terror.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Dancer. So if you’re looking for a server that’s equal parts absurd and awesome, look no further! Join us today and let the blocky madness begin!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Protagonist Slayer Minecraft Server

    Protagonist Slayer Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and experience a world where anything can happen, just like in Code Geass! Who knows, maybe killing the protagonist will actually work out for you and lead to a legendary ending for your Minecraft journey.

    But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter insane quests, epic battles, and maybe even a few plot twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Rimba Racer Smut Minecraft SMP

    Rimba Racer Smut Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the mobs are all secretly trained in the art of dance and will challenge you to a dance-off for their freedom. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood party animal who just wants to boogie down with players instead of being defeated. And don’t even get us started on the villagers who have formed their own underground roller derby league. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Crafty Poet’s Minecraft Server

    Crafty Poet’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the promise of turning raw pain into beautiful creations just like poetry!

    Picture this: you’re mining away, feeling down and out, when suddenly your diamonds turn into a majestic castle fit for a king! That’s the power of our server’s promise.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has the ability to transmute even the most basic materials into something extraordinary. Just like the union of hydrogen and oxygen creates water, on our server, the union of dirt and cobblestone creates a magical floating island!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the beauty and love that only Minecraft can offer. And who knows, maybe you’ll become the next great poet of our generation like Blake Winston-Janssen!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 224

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • No Lies Detected Minecraft SMP

    No Lies Detected Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas that have taken over the server spawn.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun regret)!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 25

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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