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| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 2985 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 15 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally rad, man. like, if you join, you get, like, superpowers or something. like, if you pee while using a bidet, you become a sort of fountain. how crazy is that, right? like, imagine just peeing and then BAM, you’re a fountain.
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.
