Biden’s Bedlam Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter.

Once upon a time, Joe Biden decided to take a break from politics and try his hand at Minecraft. Little did he know, he would stumble upon our server and completely lose his mind. Watch as he tries to build a wall around his base, only to have it blown up by a creeper.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon, challenging players to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Dragons Tamed:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Falling into the Void:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Ores Mined:	2849
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Enchantments Applied:	236
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Emeralds Found:	4219	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	9082

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchantments Applied:	139
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Villages Defended:	18
Chimeras Created:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	298
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	39	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!