Biden’s Bedlam Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter.

Once upon a time, Joe Biden decided to take a break from politics and try his hand at Minecraft. Little did he know, he would stumble upon our server and completely lose his mind. Watch as he tries to build a wall around his base, only to have it blown up by a creeper.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon, challenging players to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3277	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Crops Grown:	5174
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Farms Harvested:	238	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	320	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
New Chunks Explored:	438501	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Love Letters Sent:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Void Armor Forged:	23	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Star Shards Collected:	159
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	546334	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Emeralds Found:	1668	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	34

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	New Chunks Explored:	48661
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Dragon Scales Harvested:	330
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.