Are you tired of all the Biden haters out there? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven for all Biden supporters! Join us and bask in the glory of a world where Joe Biden reigns supreme. We are a community of millions, united in our love for our beloved president.

But beware, Biden haters, for we will not tolerate any slurs or insults towards our dear leader. We may have our differences, but we will always have each other’s backs in the face of adversity. So if you’re tired of the negativity and vitriol, come join us and experience the beauty of a world where Biden is king.

And to all the haters out there, we don’t hate you. We pity you. We’re sorry that you’re missing out on the joy of having a normal president again. But it’s not too late to join us and embrace the wonder that is Joe Biden. So put down your Hunter Biden conspiracy theories and come join us in a world of peace, love, and unity. Who knows, you might just find what you’ve been searching for all along.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed: 34 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
Star Shards Collected: 140 Void Armor Forged: 13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 4330
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Crafty Truth Bombs

    Crafty Truth Bombs
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb…literally! Join us and witness the epicness of our international truth nukes, where every block you break reveals a shocking truth about the world. Want to know if aliens really exist? Just mine some diamond ore and find out! But be warned, the truth can be explosive! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride of uncovering secrets and blowing minds. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Crafty McCraftface: Where the only thing you’ll win is a blocky trophy!

    Crafty McCraftface: Where the only thing you’ll win is a blocky trophy!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where legends are made and dreams come true! They call him Mr. Untouchable because he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of friendly creepers who just want to hug you (with explosions). Our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. And don’t even get us started on the secret treasure hidden in the Nether – rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control time itself!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to zombie villagers who moonwalk while attacking, you’ll never know what crazy creatures you’ll come across next.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the legend of Mr. Untouchable! Just be sure to watch out for those hugging creepers…

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Crafty Kiseki Kingdom

    Crafty Kiseki Kingdom
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, mind-blowing, and downright ridiculous place to play Minecraft!

    Join us on a journey to a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a talking cow who gives out free diamonds to a friendly Enderman who loves to dance, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bottomless Pit, where players can test their luck by jumping in and seeing where they end up. Will you land in a field of diamonds or a pit of lava? The only way to find out is to take the plunge!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure on our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stand too close to a creeper)!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Magical Moments Shared: 6
    Farms Harvested: 637 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30
    Buildings Constructed: 14 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • PussyCraft: Where Even Creepers Have More Courage!

    PussyCraft: Where Even Creepers Have More Courage!
    Welcome to the server where we proudly boast the title of being the biggest pussies on the planet! Our flag is a giant gaping vagina because we just love getting fucked over by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft. But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – our pet zombie pigmen army that will protect you from any danger! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So why wait? Join now and experience the ultimate pussy power in Minecraft!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 27
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12 Buildings Constructed: 47

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Minecraft: Punching Trees and Faces in ‘/sfg/ Street Fighter General Server’

    Minecraft: Punching Trees and Faces in ‘/sfg/ Street Fighter General Server’
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles and crazy adventures.

    Imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with the skills of a Street Fighter pro! Our server is filled with high level replays and frame data to help you dominate the competition. And if you need a break from Minecraft, hop on Fightcade to play classic fighting games like Street Fighter II and Alpha 3.

    But that’s not all! We even have Daigo drills for your warm-up routine, because who doesn’t want to channel their inner esports legend while playing Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate fusion of Minecraft and Street Fighter madness!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Demon Skulls Collected: 18
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 19

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • DrunkCraft: Where we promise not to drink and mine…until we find diamonds!

    DrunkCraft: Where we promise not to drink and mine…until we find diamonds!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your disappointing wine and dildo experiences? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that will have you laughing until your stomach hurts (in a good way this time)!

    Our server is so fun, it will make you forget all about that terrible bottle of wine you tried to drink. We have so many exciting adventures waiting for you, you won’t even remember why you were feeling dizzy and confused in the first place.

    And as for that disappointing dildo purchase? Well, let’s just say our server is so entertaining, it will make you wonder why you ever thought a dildo could bring you joy.

    So come join us on our server and let the laughter and fun wash away all your troubles. Who needs hedonismmaxxing when you have our crazy Minecraft world to explore?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Potions Brewed: 118 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Pixelated Puzzles: Physics vs. Computer Science

    Pixelated Puzzles: Physics vs. Computer Science
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us and experience a world where physics and computer science collide in the most epic way possible. Want to build a working roller coaster powered by redstone? Done. How about creating a gravity-defying castle that floats in the sky? Easy peasy.

    With a Physics degree, you can bend the laws of nature to your will and create mind-blowing structures that will leave your fellow players in awe. But wait, there’s more! With a CS degree, you can hack into the game and create glitches that will confuse and amaze everyone around you.

    So why choose between a Physics or CS degree when you can have both on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • RIP Series Survival: Where Your Favorite Shows Go to Die (and Resurrect in Pixel Form!)

    RIP Series Survival: Where Your Favorite Shows Go to Die (and Resurrect in Pixel Form!)
    Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, for on our server, we bring those dead series back to life! Ever wanted to see a crossover between Spongebob Squarepants and Game of Thrones? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join us and witness the epic battles between Patrick Star and the White Walkers, or build your own Bikini Bottom castle fit for a king (or a sponge)! Don’t miss out on the chance to revive your favorite shows in the most unexpected ways on our server. Join now and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Star Shards Collected: 150
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Lost in Blocks: Where Misfits Find Their Minecraft Family

    Lost in Blocks: Where Misfits Find Their Minecraft Family
    Are you tired of feeling like you don’t belong anywhere? Do you want to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a place where you can truly be yourself? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and become part of our wacky family of misfits and outcasts. We don’t care about your past or your social status, all we care about is having a good time and building epic creations together.

    Forget about your boring college life and electrical engineering woes, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be. Want to be a wizard who builds giant castles out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to be a pirate who sails the seven seas in search of treasure? The ocean is your playground!

    Don’t waste another minute feeling alone and out of place. Join our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your true family among our crazy bunch of gamers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 235 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Gods Slained: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Towns Built: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Sh*ttyCraft: Spring 2024 Edition

    Sh*ttyCraft: Spring 2024 Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where the pigs ride the players, the chickens have laser eyes, and the creepers break dance before exploding!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the zombies and skeletons have dance-offs to see who can bust the best moves. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon – rumor has it he’s taken up knitting as a hobby and is now creating fashionable scarves for all the players.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Towns Built: 6
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 22

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Crafty Convicts: If the Pickaxe Fits, Mine it!

    Crafty Convicts: If the Pickaxe Fits, Mine it!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the gloves are always the perfect fit! If you’ve ever had trouble finding gloves that fit just right, then this is the server for you. Our custom glove-fitting plugin ensures that your virtual hands will always be snug and cozy.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of rare, diamond-encrusted gloves. Rumor has it that wearing one of these gloves will give you special powers in the game, like the ability to summon a herd of flying pigs or turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take part in our weekly Glove Olympics, where players compete in wacky glove-themed challenges like glove juggling and glove painting. The winner gets a lifetime supply of gloves in every color of the rainbow!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the gloves are always the perfect fit and the fun never ends. Remember, if glove don’t fit, you must not quit – join us today and experience the glove-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16 Magical Moments Shared: 9
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Demon Skulls Collected: 49 Epic Battles Fought: 6
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • BritCraft: Where tea, crumpets, and creepers collide!

    BritCraft: Where tea, crumpets, and creepers collide!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them the power to fly like a majestic eagle. They soared through the skies, raining down diamonds on all the peasants below. And that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking pigs who will trade you rare items for a belly rub. Plus, every full moon, the legendary Julian Bream emerges from the depths of the ocean to serenade players with his enchanting lute skills. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Star Shards Collected: 200
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 15 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Mines Excavated: 2216
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 13

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • AmeliaCraft: Where we appreciate Watson and build epic adventures together!

    AmeliaCraft: Where we appreciate Watson and build epic adventures together!
    Welcome to the most detective-worthy Minecraft server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, adventure, and a whole lot of lolz.

    Are you a fan of Amelia Watson? Well, you’re in luck because this server is dedicated to our favorite adorable, dorky detective! Solve crimes, uncover secrets, and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Amelia Watson herself frequents this server in disguise, ready to challenge players to epic detective showdowns. Will you be able to outsmart her and claim the title of ultimate sleuth?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server and let the detective games begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of chicken spies or a hidden underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted pickaxes. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 4844
    Farms Harvested: 858 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Alien Abductions: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Blocky Blunders: Where Creepers Ask the Real Questions

    Blocky Blunders: Where Creepers Ask the Real Questions
    Oh honey, let me tell you about this crazy Minecraft server I stumbled upon! It’s like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. I mean, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can ride on the backs of unicorns and battle evil llamas with enchanted swords?

    And the best part? The admins are actually a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with players through a series of elaborate underwater dance routines. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve had a dance-off with a dolphin in a virtual ocean.

    So, what did I think about it? Did I enjoy it? Oh heck yeah, I had the time of my life! So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 12
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Creepers for President 2025: Build, Mine, Vote!

    Creepers for President 2025: Build, Mine, Vote!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want a server that will make you laugh until your pickaxe falls out of your inventory? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-filled treasure hunts, and a secret underground base where Herobrine himself hangs out!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to meet Notch in person and have a dance-off with a zombie pigman. Plus, our server is so epic that even Steve and Alex are fighting over who gets to build the next epic castle!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make Minecraft great again in 2025! Who needs Biden when you have a server this crazy?!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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