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| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 5531 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 29 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 151 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes.
one time, this player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started ruling over the land with an iron fist. but don’t worry, we defeated it with a giant spoon made of diamonds.
also, our admin once turned into a llama and led a llama army into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. it was epic, man.
so, if you wanna experience all this craziness and more, come join us on this insane minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have unlimited cake. who doesn’t love cake, amirite?
