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| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 1987 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 149 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
hey u! u like minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s lit af! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the macarena, and villagers that twerk for diamonds!
one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the server, but don’t worry, we defeated it with our epic diamond swords and enchanted armor.
also, did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance? it’s wild, man.
so come join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together! oh, and don’t forget to bring your sense of humor cuz things can get pretty wacky around here. let’s goooooo!
